I had a SSB!


I'm secure in my manhood, I'll admit it, I had a Super Sexy Bo. What a SSB is, I don't know. It was suppose to be helado, Icecream. There are helado stands all over the place in Santiago, and for about 60 cents I was able to try some. As I watched the cats man the defenses, oil the canons and eat Italian food, walked up and ordered un Super Sexy Bo.
Let me first say that I was hoping for something that was close to vanilla ice cream with a chocolate shell. What I got was a melted mess that leaked a cherry flavored dairy-like substance and a cracked shell that tasted and had the consistency of chocolate flavored wax. I ate the whole thing, after all, it was 300 pesos and I wasn't going to let it go to waste. However, I will tell you that I don't think that the Super Sexy Bo and I will be having another meeting in a park any time soon. There are some things that just need to stay in Santiago.

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